Best Jokes
The Funniest Jokes in the world -> Monty Python
Dad Jokes
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
- Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover up their butt quacks
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- Because 7 ate 9
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
- Nothing, it just waved.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
- Because the “P” is silent.
- What gets wetter the more it dries?
- A towel.
- What do you call a fake spaghetti?
- An impasta!
- Why are ghosts such bad liars?
- Because you can see right through them.
- How do you make an octopus laugh?
- With ten-tickles!
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Great food, but no atmosphere.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What has two butts and kills people? An assassin
- Calendar
- [1-9-25] – What gets wetter the more it dries? A Towel
Language Jokes
I’m so adjective I verb noun