Jokes

Best Jokes

The Funniest Jokes in the world -> Monty Python


Dad Jokes

  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  • Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover up their butt quacks
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    • Because 7 ate 9
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  • Because they make up everything!
  • What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
  • Nothing, it just waved.
  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
  • Because the “P” is silent.
  • What gets wetter the more it dries?
  • A towel.
  • What do you call a fake spaghetti?
  • An impasta!
  • Why are ghosts such bad liars?
  • Because you can see right through them.
  • How do you make an octopus laugh?
  • With ten-tickles!
  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
  • Great food, but no atmosphere.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  • Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • What has two butts and kills people? An assassin
  • Calendar
    • [1-9-25] – What gets wetter the more it dries? A Towel

Language Jokes

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